#278: Black Hat Support explain

[Black Hat is sitting at his computer, wearing a phone headset.]

Black Hat: Thank you for calling the Black Hat Support Line, your first source for Linux support. How may I assist?

Phone: Hi. I’m running an Apache server, and the load keeps climbing out of control.

Black Hat: Okay. First, click on the Start Menu.

Phone: I’m sorry, this is the Linux helpline, right?

Black Hat: Of course, sir.

Black Hat: If you’ll just open the “My Documents” folder-

Phone: Just a damn minute. I think you’re putting me on.

Black Hat: Please bear with me, sir.

Black Hat: Now, load up your AOL and go to the Keyword “Linux”-

Phone: *click*