June 13, 2007
#276: Fixed Width
[[A man, Rob, is sitting at a computer. The text is an IRC-style transcript of a conversation, in a fixed-width font. He is text-messaging a girl he slept with named Emily; their messages read as follows:]]
hi
hey you
last night was nice
the best i’ve had
yeah it was AMAZING
ok, i have to ask
is this for real?
or is it just sex
definitely just sex
holy shit
are you serious?
you don’t know how much that made
my stomach hurt
i want to cry
i’m sorry
i wanted to type ‘i love you’
but our line lengths were syncing up
…
and it would have broken the pattern
- emily has disconnected