#248: Hypotheticals

Beret Guy: What if I had some ice cream? Wouldn’t that be awesome?

Person: No, stop–

Beret Guy (thinking):

    Person: Great, you've trapped us in a a hypothetical situation!

    Beret Guy (holding ice cream): Mm, ice cream.

    Person: Maybe if I had a knife I could cut our way free . . .

    Person (thinking):

            Beret Guy: Mmm, ice cream!

            Person (reaching back into previous thought bubble): Here, take this one.