March 7, 2007
#232: Chess Enlightenment explain
[Cueball and Megan are playing chess; Cueball is leaning forward over the chessboard.]
Cueball (thinking): Why is chess so hard? Maybe the answers lie within me. Maybe I just need to let go, relax, and let my instincts and subconscious speak.
[Cueball leans back and places his hands to his head.]
Meditate
Cueball’s subconscious: Knight to G-4
[Beat panel.]
Cueball: That’s not even a legal move.
Cueball’s subconscious: Okay, hold on. How do the pawns capture, again?
Cueball: Man, Obi-Wan was full of crap.