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March 7, 2007

#232: Chess Enlightenment explain

Chess Enlightenment

[Cueball and Megan are playing chess; Cueball is leaning forward over the chessboard.]

Cueball (thinking): Why is chess so hard? Maybe the answers lie within me. Maybe I just need to let go, relax, and let my instincts and subconscious speak.

[Cueball leans back and places his hands to his head.]

Meditate

Cueball’s subconscious: Knight to G-4

[Beat panel.]

Cueball: That’s not even a legal move.

Cueball’s subconscious: Okay, hold on. How do the pawns capture, again?

Cueball: Man, Obi-Wan was full of crap.