#364: Responsible Behavior

[[Figure on phone]]

Voice: Hey, I just got home from the party

Figure: The one with the IRC folks?

Voice: Yeah.

Figure: How was it?

Voice: Got too drunk. I screwed up, bad.

Figure: What happened?

Voice: There was a girl. No idea who she was. Don’t even know her name. I was too drunk to care.

Figure: And what, you slept with her?

Voice: No.

Voice: I signed her public key.

Figure: Shit, man.