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December 26, 2007

#362: Blade Runner

Blade Runner

[[Guy 1 is talking to Guy 2, who is on the sofa watching TV]]

Guy 1: What DVD is this?

Guy 2: Blade Runner. I got it for Christmas.

Guy 1: The one with Harrison Ford, right? And the Olsen twins?

Guy 2: Ye- What? Olsen twins? No, this is the 80’s sci-fi classic!

Guy 1: Huh. I didn’t know the Olsen twins even did sci-fi.

Guy 2: … they don’t.

Guy 1: So is Ashely the replicant, or is Mary-Kate? I can never tell them apart.

Guy 2: Neither! They’re not in this movie!

Guy 1: Then who is?

Guy 2: Daryl Hannah!

Guy 1: I liked her in Full House.

Guy 2: I hate you.

Guy 1: Man, this movie is just a New York Minute rip-off.

{{ Blade Runner: classic, but incredibly slow. }}