#362: Blade Runner explain

Friend: What DVD is this?

Cueball: Blade Runner. I got it for Christmas.

Friend: The one with Harrison Ford, right? And the Olsen twins?

Cueball: Ye— What? Olsen twins? No, this is the 80’s sci-fi classic!

Friend: Huh. I didn’t know the Olsen twins even did sci-fi.

Cueball: …They don’t.

Friend: So is Ashley the replicant, or is Mary-Kate? I can never tell them apart.

Cueball: Neither! They’re not in this movie!

Friend: Then who is?

Cueball: Daryl Hannah!

Friend: I liked her in Full House.

Cueball: I hate you.

Friend: Man, this movie is just a New York Minute rip-off.