#361: Christmas Back Home

Narrator: ‘Twas the night before Christmas at my family’s house.

Narrator: There were no sound of stirring save the click of a mouse.

Narrator: For ’twas just like a childhood Christmas except

Narrator: I’d forgotten the hours that normal folks slept.

Santa: What are you doing out of bed so late?

Man on a laptop: Late? It’s barely 3AM!