#360: Writers Strike

[[One character sits in front of a computer, Hat Guy behind him]]

Person: This writer’s strike sucks.

Hat Guy: Why? You don’t watch sitcoms.

Person: Yeah, but it sucks having political campaigns without Jon Stewart’s commentary.

Hat Guy: True. I finally got sick of it a couple weeks ago.

Person: And you quit following the campaigns?

Hat Guy: No. I kidnapped Jon Stewart to do analysis for me.

Person: You what?

Hat Guy [[Pointing at a door]]: He’s locked in the basement.

Hat Guy: Jon! Obama’s leading in Iowa! Gimme a wry, witty comment on the situation!

Stewart [[Voice coming from door]]: Please let me go. I have a family.