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December 14, 2007

#357: Flies


[[Interior, man types on computer, friend is lying on the floor]]

Man [[typing swear words]]: *$@#

Friend: Hey, ease up on the noobs. Like my Mom always said, you catch more flies with honey then with vinegar.

Man: No, you don’t.

Friend: You don’t?

Man: Nope, set out a bowl of balsamic and a bowl of honey. The vinegar gets more.

Friend: …Seriously?

Man: You have fruit flies. Try it yourself.


Friend [[on the phone with his mother]]: Mother! You LIED to me! And it gets worse. I was watching a pot yesterday, and guess what it did? It BOILED, Mother!