#336: Priorities

[[A teacher is talking to a student, sitting at a desk.]]

Teacher: If you don’t turn in at least one homework assignment, you’ll fail this class.

[[The student holds up his report card.]]

Student: Yeah. But if I can fail this class, the grades on my report card will be in alphabetical order!

{{rollover text: You should start giving out ‘E’s so I can spell FACADE or DEFACED.}}