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October 17, 2007

#330: Indecision


First Guy: So, what do you want to do?

Second Guy: Still no ideas.

First guy: Wait, I think there’s a rule about this.

[[First Guy goes to bookshelf and removes a book called “Rules”]]

[[The book of Rules is opened to the following:

RULE social.b.99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.]]

[[First Guy is standing, holding the book. Second Guy is in the process of standing up.]]

First Guy: Huh.

Second Guy: I did not know that rule.

First Guy: Me neither.

Second Guy: I’ll go get the Crisco.