#330: Indecision explain

[Cueball is lying on the floor with his friend.]

Cueball: So what do you want to do?

Friend: Still no ideas.

Cueball: Wait, I think there’s a rule about this.

[Cueball goes to bookshelf and removes a book called “Rules”.]

[The book of rules is opened to the following:

RULE social.b.99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes deciding what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

[Cueball is standing, holding the book. The friend is in the process of standing up.]

Cueball: Huh.

Friend: I did not know that rule.

Cueball: Me neither.

Friend: I’ll go get the Crisco.