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October 12, 2007

#328: Eggs


[[A woman sits at a bar, a man approaches.]]

Man: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Ooh, sunny side up.

Man: Oh. Huh.

Woman: Is that a problem?

Man: Well, it’s just that I was trying to set you up for the “unfertilised” line.

Woman: Ah. Bad timing; I’m actually looking for casual sex. …interested?

Man: I’d love to, but I’ve got like 20 more jokes to set up tonight. Hey, have you seen a priest and a rabbi?