October 12, 2007
#328: Eggs explain
[Megan sits at a bar; Beret Guy cleans a glass from behind the counter. Cueball approaches.]
Cueball: So, how do you like your eggs in the morning?
[Closeup on Megan.]
Megan: Ooh, sunny side up.
Cueball [off-panel]: Oh. Huh.
[Wide shot with Beret Guy, Megan, and Cueball again.]
Megan: Is that a problem?
Cueball: Well, it’s just that I was trying to set you up for the “unfertilized” line.
[Only Megan and Cueball are shown, with Cueball standing farther away from Megan.]
Megan: Ah. Bad timing; I’m actually looking for casual sex.
Megan: …Interested?
Cueball: I’d love to, but I’ve got like 20 more jokes to set up tonight. Hey, have you seen a priest and a rabbi?