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January 5, 2007

#206: Reno Rhymes

Reno Rhymes

[[Two men stand facing one another. Man on the left is wearing a hat]]

Man: You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Man 2: Really? Well, I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn’t tell you why.

Man: I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry.

Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti.

Man: I once shot a man in Reno ‘cause they cancelled Firefly.

Man 2: I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi.

Man: I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai.

Man 2: I think we’re done.