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January 5, 2007

#206: Reno Rhymes explain

Reno Rhymes

[Cueball and Black Hat stand facing one another. Black Hat is on the left.]

Black Hat: You know, I once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Cueball: Really? Well, I once shot a man in Reno, but I couldn’t tell you why.

Black Hat: I once shot a man in Reno, then I went home to cry.

Cueball: I once shot a man in Reno, then I watered his cacti.

Black Hat: I once shot a man in Reno ‘cause they cancelled Firefly.

Cueball: I once shot a man in Reno, him and all his succubi.

Black Hat: I once shot a man in Reno and a bunch more in My Lai.

Cueball: I think we’re done.