September 6, 2006
#153: Cryptography explain
[Randall Munroe (drawn as Cueball) stands behind a lectern on a podium in front of a large conference audience (consisting of Cueball heads), with a poster hanging beside him.]
Randall: My cryptosystem is like any Feistel cipher, except in the S-Boxes we simply take the bitstring down, flip it, and reverse it.
[The poster reads:]
Decryption
01101010
»
00110101
[inverter symbol]
11001010
[crossed arrows]
01010011
[Caption below the crowd:]
I’ve been barred from speaking at any major cryptography conferences ever since it became clear that all my algorithms were just thinly disguised Missy Elliott songs.