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May 1, 2006

#96: Mail explain

Mail

[Cueball is talking to someone through a phone.]

Phone: Do you think I could mail a running chainsaw to someone?

Cueball: I doubt it

Phone: What about a baby’s first word?

Cueball: Look, your obsession with sending strange things through the mail is getting out of hand.

Phone: Can you mail a blank stare?

Phone: A dizzying height?

Phone: Pi?

Cueball: …

Phone: Well, did you at least get that package of time I sent you?

Cueball: I… you… no, I didn’t.

Phone: Well, there was a lot of it, so it will probably take a while