May 1, 2006
#96: Mail explain

[Cueball is talking to someone through a phone.]
Phone: Do you think I could mail a running chainsaw to someone?
Cueball: I doubt it
Phone: What about a baby’s first word?
Cueball: Look, your obsession with sending strange things through the mail is getting out of hand.
Phone: Can you mail a blank stare?
Phone: A dizzying height?
Phone: Pi?
Cueball: …
Phone: Well, did you at least get that package of time I sent you?
Cueball: I… you… no, I didn’t.
Phone: Well, there was a lot of it, so it will probably take a while