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April 10, 2006

#87: Velociraptors explain

Velociraptors

[Picture of a suburban house, with lines pointing to various aspects.]

High bathroom window: probably secure.

Outer door: secure.

Picture window: VELOCIRAPTOR ENTRY POINT!

It’s been over a decade since Jurassic Park opened, and I still size up buildings for their potential as shelter against Velociraptor attacks.