March 6, 2006

• Black Hat
• Cueball

#72: Classhole explain

Cueball: How did you spend your morning?

Black Hat: Feeding rocks to children in the park.

Cueball: Your sociopathic abuse of random strangers staggers me.

Black Hat: I aspire to have more creativity than the common asshole.

Black Hat: I’m more of a classy asshole – A class-hole, if you will. For example, I like poking tiny holes in styrofoam noodle cups at the grocery store –

Black Hat: Thanks to me, someone gets surprise boiling water in the lap.

Cueball: I am in awe.

Black Hat: It’s even more fun to do to condoms.