February 24, 2006
#68: Five Thirty
Comics from 5.30 AM
[[A succession of unrelated and completely random panels]]
Man 1: It’s 80’s night at the club. Wanna go?
Man 1: There is no Tuesday.
Man 2: Jack the Ripper or Jack Black?
[[The second man in this panel is holding a glinting sword]]
Man 1: You crashed my helicopter!
Man 2: Verily!
[[A small figure is talking with a larger figure]]
Figure 1: Basically, neither of us have shins.
Figure 2: Over and out.
[[Two men are shown: one with three arms, and another with just two. All arms have round appendages at their ends]]
[[Two figures with pumpkins (carved with faces) for heads]]
Figure 1: You’re out of ointment and out of time!
[[A diagram of a right-angled triangle, with a theta at the smallest angle]]
FUCK THE COSINE
Man 1: Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?
Man 2: I hope so!
[[A man is holding a gun to the head of another]]
Man 1: Barbershops are for pussies.
Man 1: My hair is bleeding.
Man 2: [square root]3
[[Man seems to be walking on the ceiling]]
Man 1: Bachelor party!
[[Warning sign with picture of spider]]
WARNING: STRETCHY DEATH