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February 24, 2006

#68: Five Thirty explain

Five Thirty

Comics from 5:30 AM

[A succession of unrelated and completely random panels.]

Cueball: It’s 80’s night at the club. Wanna go?

Friend: There is no Tuesday.

Cueball: Jack the Ripper or Jack Black?

[Cueball in this panel is holding a glinting sword.]

Friend: You crashed my helicopter!

Cueball: Verily!

[A small figure is talking with a larger figure.]

Figure 1: Basically, neither of us have shins.

Figure 2: Over and out.

[Two men are shown: one with three arms, and another with just two. All arms have round appendages at their ends.]

Men: shitshitshitshitshitshitdaylightsavingsshitshitshitshitsh

[Two figures with pumpkins (carved with faces) for heads.]

Figure 1: You’re out of ointment and out of time!

[A diagram of a right-angled triangle, with a theta at the smallest angle.]

FUCK THE COSINE

Friend: Does being a mermaid for five minutes make you gay?

Cueball: I hope so!

[The friend is holding a gun to Cueball’s head.]

Friend: Barbershops are for pussies.

Friend: My hair is bleeding.

Cueball: √3

[Cueball seems to be walking on the ceiling.]

Cueball: Bachelor party!

[Warning sign with picture of an ant.]

WARNING: STRETCHY DEATH