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February 17, 2006

#65: Banter


[[Two guys stand together]]

First Guy: Man, she’s hot

Second Guy: Whatever, you are so gay.

First Guy: C’mon, everyone knows you’re the gay one

Second Guy: Hey, your mom’s pretty masculine, but sleeping with her doesn’t make me gay.

First Guy: Fag.

Second Guy: Ass pirate.

First Guy: Fudge packer

Second Guy: Cock jockey

First Guy: Cum dumpster.

(silent panel)

First guy: Okay, seriously, are you gay? Because if you’ve been holding out on me, we’re missing out.

Second guy: No, it’s cool.

First guy: OK me neither.

(silent panel)

(silent panel)