February 17, 2006
#65: Banter explain

[Two Cueball like characters have a discussion. They are drawn the same in all eight panels.]
Guy: Man, she’s hot
Friend: Whatever, you are so gay.
Guy: C’mon, everyone knows you’re the gay one.
Friend: Hey, your mom’s pretty masculine, but sleeping with her doesn’t make me gay.
Guy: Fag.
Friend: Ass pirate.
Guy: Fudge packer
Friend: Cock jockey
Guy: Cum dumpster.
[Beat panel.]
Guy: Okay, seriously, are you gay? Because if you’ve been holding out on me, we’re missing out.
Friend: No, it’s cool.
Guy: OK, me neither.
[Beat panel.]
[Beat panel.]