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November 6, 2006

#180: Canada


[[Two men stand talking to each other]]

First Man: If we lose this election, I’m moving to Canada.

Second Man: You say that every year.

First Man: I mean it this time.

Second Man: Well, becoming a citizen takes work. Meanwhile, you have no money, half an art degree, and it’s the start of winter. You’ll freeze to death in the streets.

First Man: Whatever.

[[Second man raises his hands]]

Second Man: No, don’t you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!