#180: Canada explain

[Two men stand talking to each other.]

Cueball: If we lose this election, I’m moving to Canada.

Friend: You say that every year.

Cueball: I mean it this time.

Friend: Well, becoming a citizen takes work. Meanwhile, you have no money, half an art degree, and it’s the start of winter. You’ll freeze to death in the streets.

Cueball: Whatever.

[Friend raises his hands.]

Friend: No, don’t you get it? If you die in Canada, you die in REAL LIFE!