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November 29, 2006

#190: IPoD


[[Character 1 - wearing a black hat - sits at a computer. Character 2 stands behind Character 1]]

Character 1: You see, statisticians communicate using IPoD – IP over Demographics. For example, the header of the next packet I send will be encoded into the New Jersey death rate.

Character 2: So you’re going to hack the census bureau and change the number of reported deaths?

Character 1: Guess again.

Character 1: Hey, have you seen my crossbow?