#190: IPoD explain

[Black Hat sits at a computer. Cueball stands behind him.]

Black Hat: You see, statisticians communicate using IPoD – IP over Demographics. For example, the header of the next packet I send will be encoded into the New Jersey death rate.

Cueball: So you’re going to hack the census bureau and change the number of reported deaths?

Black Hat: Guess again.

Black Hat: Hey, have you seen my crossbow?