#57: Wait For Me

[[A man and a woman stand facing one another]]

Woman: Why didn’t you wait for me?

Man: I thought you were gone forever!

Woman: I said I’d be back in a minute!

Man: The . . . the seconds went fast at first, but then they started to drag on. She was there for me.

Woman: You had an affair in the 90 seconds I was gone?!

Man: . . . yes.

Man: And we had a son.

Man: He’d be about your age now.