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January 1, 2006

#18: Snapple


{{Author’s Comment: This one is entirely James’ fault.}}

[[Two guys are standing and talking.]]

Right Guy: Here, take a bite of this Snapple.

Left Guy: food!

[[Guy on the right takes a bite]]

Right Guy: Ow! What is this?


Left Guy: It’s an apple infused with tin.

[[The two guys continue to stand as if frozen]]

{{Author’s Comment: Those of you who know your periodic table should be laughing right about now.}}