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January 1, 2006

#20: Ferret


[[A ferret with airplane wings on it]]

Friend: Why on earth did you make those wings? You don’t seriously think they could let your ferret fly, right?

Guy: I… of course not.

Guy: That would be pretty dumb. It’s just, uh… …a Halloween costume.

Friend: oh, okay.

Friend: Besides, who would want a pet to fly anyway?

Guy: Yeah. Pretty lame, huh?

Friend: Anyway, let’s go play video games.

[[Friend leaves]]

[[Friend is gone, and Guy is looking at ferret]]

[[Guy imagines ferret flying over the ocean near the beach using his makeshift wings]]